You’re kidding me, right? These “new-fangled” milk jugs cost less all around and people can’t figure them out? Wake up, America. Pouring milk with a “rock-and-pour instead of a lift-and-tip” is the LEAST of your worries. Figure it out.
Oh, and kudos to the NYT for pointing out all of the issues with the new jugs. I mean, you give people brains and opposable thumbs, what do you expect?
Money Quote: ‘Why’s it in a square jug? Why’s it different? I want the same milk. What happened to my old milk?’

“What happened to my old milk?” I have never heard anything stupider than that in my entire life.